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Who is the man behind the manliness? Have you all been misled, assuming that this dude is as cool as he seems? Well, don’t read this, honestly…you will be disappointed.

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Other Things I Tend to Do Often

Board Games

During me downtime I has written me some board games for landlubbers such as yourselves to enjoy forever


Poems and stuff

Occasional musings, poems and seemingly incoherent ramblings of a wayward soul, striving for Borg Perfection



As my degree was in music, I thought it only natural to show you guys what I’m actually good at! (Secret Second Channel!!)


Well, that’s me.

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